Thursday 16 August 2012

"Red dawn". Are you fucking kidding me?

Looooooooooooooool, there's an upcoming movie about American teenagers fighting off a North Korean invasion... What the fuck is wrong with American filmmakers? I'm sorry - have you ever SEEN North Korean army? Anyone who has to put up that much show, little girls in uniforms and all, clearly isn't fit to invade the world. There are 22 millions of N Koreans. Pretty much 22 of those are under nourished. They have no support. Russians and Chinese have long stopped bothering with them. Okay, so in the movie they do use C-130 planes, which, frankly, I do not see N Koreans affording in any scenario, but when you invade a large nation, that is far away from your home base, you need a steady stream of supply to defend the borders of a vacuum created. You don't drop infantry in the suburbs. This isn't France 1943. I doubt Canada and Mexico, Europe and the Middle East would just stand and eat popcorn while someone clawed all over the makers of iPad. People don't support invaders who promise to return the world a 100 years into the history - but 100 years into the future, that's the whole point. I love North Korea and would gladly go portray the Kims, but an escadrille of Hercules' led by a Hawaiian hottie I cannot confuse them with.

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